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shitthesignssay:

Aries- I’m fucking bored and I think this may be the only cure for your shitty personality.

Taurus- I’m just trying to relax here. I earned this. If you try to talk me out of it, I will get mad.

Gemini- You say funny things when you’re drunk. Funny you is my favorite type of you. I might…

I am so totally a pisces